ChapStick

Some of us can’t stop licking our lips. In this dry weather, they start to crack, potentially becoming very vulnerable, in some cases flakey, and maybe even bloody—it’s gross. Nothing ruins a night quicker than when a friend makes a hilarious joke, you quickly burst into wide mouthed laughter, and the side of your lip just splits. You don’t even feel like talking to anyone anymore and you just want to go home. Although it may seem pretty hopeless, there is a way around it. You’re either a ChapStick guy or you’re not. If you’re not, you just don’t get it. ChapStick allows those of us who need it on a daily basis to live the lives we want to live. It minimizes distractions, and helps you keep your eyes on the prize. For girls, investing in a silky, good smelling, moisture enhancing ChapStick is definitely a positive decision. For boys, it’s not cool to look like someone's been blowing a fan directly on your mouth for three days straight in the arctic tundra. Smile wide, stop licking your lips, and take on the howling winds of the area we live in with ease. I used to eat ChapStick. ChapStick is unreal.