Clean Sheets

Clean sheets are the best because you can sleep naked in them the first night and not feel weird. It’s such a pain putting them back on your bed but the moment you finish everything, get to strip off every piece of clothing you have on, and jump in for the remainder of the night, is like getting home after a long trip out on the road. The smell, supportive warm texture, and lanky tuck job brings you right back and sends you off for a tumbling slumber. It’s important for you to clean your sheets, you keep your edge.  Don’t want to become a melting potato, could get eaten. Clean sheets are unreal.